Keep the Stir-Crazies to Yourself

Who says you can't enjoy the finer things in life just because you've voluntarily ostracized yourself from civil society? It worked out just fine for Howard Hughes. It's remarkably easy to prevent cabin fever in the 21st century. 500 channels of cable, decades of streaming content through Netflix, Hulu, and Crunchyroll, and the Internet's seemingly endless torrent of porn should be more than enough to keep you mentally and sexually titillated, but what if you just want to get good and blackout drunk? Yes, there's an online retailer for that, too. Liquormart of Boulder, Colorado will ship booze to your front door—assuming you live in one of the eight American states that allows interstate liquor shipments. Otherwise do a quick search for in-state alcohol dispensaries. And speaking of dispensaries, if you live in one of the 20 states that allow medical marijuana (and have a valid medical reason for obtaining a permit) you're going to want to see if any of them deliver as the Green Cross in San Francisco does. That should cover the basic needs of your newly-reduced universe. By following this guide you'll be able to keep yourself fed and clothed and not entirely insane for as long as you wish. Just better hope your company allows for telecommuting.